Blonde Jokes

 

Lots of Funny Blonde Jokes

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Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk
Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk one day when the one stumbles upon a Compack,....

 

 

A blonde in the local dry cleaners
A blonde walks into the local dry cleaners after a Friday night out on the....

 

 

A blonde playing trivial pursuit
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she
rolled the dice....

 

 

Two blondes walk into a department store
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up....

 

 

Blonde Disguised
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.....

 

 

Blondes in a bar
A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He takes one sip and senses that....

 

 

A blonde in a M&M factory
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all....

 

 

A collection of blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never....

 

 

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and....

 

 

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she....

 

 

Blonde stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying....

 

 

A blonde in a library
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I....

 

 

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on....

 

 

Flowers anyone?
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.....

 

 

Hole diggers
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a....

 

 

Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, one
night he's doing a show in a small....

 

 

New boat
One spring morning, a blonde was excited to try out
her new boat. She was unable to....

 

 

Which is further?
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to....

 

 

The doctors office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt....

 

 

Blonde knitting while driving
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car,....

 

 

A blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank
A blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank. The brunette explained the plan to the....

 

 

Climbing blonde
why was the blonde up the tree??

she was raking....

 

 

Cinderrella
why is cinderrella bad at football?

because she had a pumpkin for a....

 

 

Dog names
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what....

 

 

River walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the....

 

 

Speeding ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her....

 

 

Car trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died. After he....

 

 

Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw....

 

 

Trying to hang herself
A Brunet walks into a room and spots a blonde with a rope round her waist attached to the....

 

 

Electronics Store
A blonde walks into an electronics store asks a helper if he can buy a tv he sees on a....

 

 

Blonde police officer
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over....

 

 

Grenade
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Take the pin out and throw....

 

 

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the Casino. She
seemed a little....

 

 

Blonde Bathroom
1 blond is at a house in which is full of light. Suddenly the light and electricity go....

 

 

Baby..
An old man is working behind the counter in his corner shop when a gorgeous, 5'10" blonde....

 

 

The travel to dysney land
3 people were traveling to Disneyland, a brunette, a ginger and a blonde.
The....

 

 

The Glass Wall
A blonde was walking along the road when she sees a glass wall. So she runs up to it and....