Relationship Jokes - drunk woman


Joke Category: Relationship Jokes

A man and his wife sat a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at adrunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a
nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"