Jokes - Drinks

 
A Religious man was seated next to a Scotsman on a flight from London to Port of Spain.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The flight attendant then asked the Religious man if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen Whores, than let liquor touch my lips."
The Scotsman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said: "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice