Jokes - job offer

A Guy walks into the London Job Centre seeing a job offer for a gynalocical assistant. He takes the card to the assistant who tells him what the job entails.

You are expected to shave the pubic hair off then rub cream all over the shaved area.

The salary is £84,000 per annum. He said I'll take it, 'right' you need to go to Glasgow.

Is that where the job is?

No; it's the end of the queue.