Jokes - Paddy dies whilst making love

Paddy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Paddy still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral she visits Paddy for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It F***ing hurts doesn't it!"