Jokes - dirty poem

Mary had a little twat, a teeny weeny hole, but johnny couldnt fit it in, his massive manly hole, he sucked her tit, liked her clit, and tried to squeeze it in, but nothin seemed to work for him, he couldnt f***ing win, so mary drank a bit of wine, she smoked abit of grass, and just as she was passing out he shoved it up her ass