Jokes - cider

Little girl Crying, "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!". "Why" asked mum. "I cut my hand on a thorn and want the pain to go!". Confused the mother
poured some cider. She immediately dunked her handin it.

"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn’t work!"she whined.". "Why did you think that cider would ease ur pain?". "Well, I heard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can’t wait to get it in cider".