A preist was driving in his car when he saw a nun getting rejected by a taxi. He pulls over and asks if she needs a ride to the church. She accepts his offer and gets in the front seat of the car next to the preist. She crosses her legs so her dress lifts up a bit and reveals her sexy legs. The priest puts his hand gently on her upper thigh (close to her pussy).
She quickly says FATHER! REMEMBER CHAPTER 12! I am so sorry said the preist. It's just that you look so damn sexy. He kept doing this all the way to the church and she kept on saying the same thing. Just to make sure the preist checked chapter 12 in the bible to jog his memory. It read : Reach further up...you will find glory.