Jokes - my m8 dave

 
I met my mate dave down the pub last night and asked how his week was going, Dave replied by saying he had the most amazing week but especially today.

I asked dave what was so great about today. Dave replied with i met and shagged twins today, i replied how did you tell the difference dave , " he replied it was very easy mate julie had lovely long blonde hair and bob had a cock"

my mate dave!