Religious Jokes

Religious Jokes

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Eve's story ....
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is....

 

 

Jesus in a bar
An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar.

They're staring....

 

 

Noah's Ark
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and
said,....

 

 

A very unfortunate mistake
A young monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to helping the other monks in....

 

 

Fancy a drink?
Mother Superior gathered all the nuns in the convent together one day. She said "I am....

 

 

Alcoholic nun
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day,....

 

 

Arab and the jew
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when....

 

 

Going to heaven....
A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an....

 

 

God the parent
God the parent

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort....

 

 

The truth about Adam
Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely and I'm tired of....

 

 

Two nuns in a car
Two nuns in a car hit a man. One nun says to the other, "Sister, what should I do". The....

 

 

Sex doll
A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.
The shop assistant says,....

 

 

Toaster
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth....

 

 

Believe me!
When I was at school, none of the other pupils would believe that I was Jesus Christ. So,....

 

 

Satans sis
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to....

 

 

Easter
And it was at this time, During the darkest days of Christianity, that as he was nailed....

 

 

Christian humour
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.....

 

 

Old couples go to heaven
3 old couples die and go to heaven, St. Peter said to the first couple, you can't come....

 

 

Holes
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

She's chatting it up with St. Peter at....

 

 

Celebrate!
04 Feb 2011 02:00:12
A well-loved pope passed away one day, and found himself....

 

 

Chicken priest
A Priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass....

 

 

Heaven and Hell
Heaven 'n' Hell

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was....

 

 

Doctors
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all....

 

 

Be a monk
A bloke went to a monastery wanting to sign up to become a monk. He was interviewed by....