Jokes - GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! .

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash .

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece :
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain :
A glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel :
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN

Between 16 and 70, a man is like the United States of America.
Ruled by nuts!