Jokes - Fix the outhouse!

Aggie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out. "Clar! You need to go out and fix the friggin' outhouse!"

Clar replies, "There ain't nuttin' wrong with the friggin' outhouse."

Aggie yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Clar mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back," Aggie! There ain't nuthin wrong with the friggin' outhouse!"

Aggie replies, "Stick your head in the goddam hole!" Clar yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that goddam hole!"

Aggie says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix, ya fool."

So with that, Clar sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Jesus Aggie!

There ain't nuthin wrong with this friggin' outhouse!"

Aggie hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Clar proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, Aggie! Help, for fukk sake! Me beard is stuck in the cracks in the fukkin' toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Fukkin hurts, don't it ?!"