Religious Jokes - satans sis


Joke Category: Religious Jokes

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking
about their lives, their families, etc.Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the exits. Soon everyone was out of the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving..seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep,I sure do. "Satan then asked "Aren't you afraid of me?"

Nope, sure ain't," said the man.Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"The man calmly replied,

"Been married to your sister for over 48 years."