Jokes - handstand

A man pulls wife into bedroom and rips off her clothes. "Please darling, do a handstand against the full length mirror on the wall". "Hmmm," she thinks. "Kinky... I like it.".

She does the handstand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin on her privates. "The boys down the pub are right," he says, "I would suit a goatee!"