Relationship Jokes - Coastguard


Joke Category: Relationship Jokes

A man and his wife were in bed sleeping when at 2am, the phone rang. The husband picks up and after listening for a short while, he yells, "I don't know, i'm not the coastguard!"

The wife says "who was that, honey?"
To which the husband replied, "I don't know, some guy asking if the coast was clear"