Religious Jokes - Celebrate!

 

Joke Category: Religious Jokes

04 Feb 2011 02:00:12
A well-loved pope passed away one day, and found himself standing outside the Pearly Gates. St. Peter embraced him, and granted him free access to all parts of Heaven.

'Is there anything your Holiness desires?' The saint asked.

'Well, yes actually. I've always wondered, are there any transcripts of actual conversations between prophets and the Father? I would like to have seen what they said.'

Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly Pentium and explained how to retrieve ancient documents. St. Peter then left, but returned five minutes later when he heard the Pope screeching at the top of his voice. He went in to see what all the noise was about.

There he found the Pope pointing to the screen and screaming: There's an "R" in it! There's an "R" in it! It's... it's... it's celebrate!'