Religious Jokes - easter

 

Joke Category: Religious Jokes

And it was at this time, During the darkest days of Christianity, that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body, He looked down wearily at his 12 Apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath, said to them,.................................

Don't touch my f**king easter eggs, I'll be back Monday.