Religious Jokes - Two nuns in a car

 

Joke Category: Religious Jokes

Two nuns in a car hit a man. One nun says to the other, "Sister, what should I do". The second nun replies, "Show him your holy water". So the second nun throws some water but it doesn't work so she asks the other nun what she should do. Show him your cross and say, "Get off my car you muppet and dont come back...."