Religious Jokes - The truth about Adam

 

Joke Category: Religious Jokes

Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely and I'm tired of eating apples by myself."

"Okay", said God, "I'll create a man for you."

"A man! What is that?" asked Eve

"He is a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he will get lost easily, and will never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And, he will be fun in bed." replied God

"Sounds great!" said Eve

"Oh, and one more thing", God said, "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."