Relationship Jokes - fancy dress

 

Joke Category: Relationship Jokes

A couple were having trouble picking outfits for Halloween.After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.15 minutes later she came back naked except for a lemon between her legs.

The husband looked at her and then stormed out of the room.Then he came back with a potato around his dick.The wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I'm going as a dictator".