Relationship Jokes - Mike and Karen

 

Joke Category: Relationship Jokes

Mike was engaged to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said,"These are too big I
can't wear them." I replied, "'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike, that might be a good thing to try. On his
honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try these on." She tried
them on and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me." Mike said,
"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."

Karen then proceeded to take her pants off and handed them to Mike.
She said, "Here, try mine on." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass
attitude, you never will."