Relationship Jokes - married life

 

Joke Category: Relationship Jokes

I was in my back yard yesterday trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite
up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came
crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching me from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opened
the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."

I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her,

"Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."