Relationship Jokes - Can't afford beer anymore

 

Joke Category: Relationship Jokes

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending 65.00 on makeup.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.