She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending £65.00 on makeup.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
Jokes - Can't afford beer anymore
Joke Category: Relationship Jokes