Jokes - mad mary

Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by Crazy Carl. "Licence please," he said, Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into Looney Leon. "Insurance please," said Leon. Mary zoomed off until she was stopped by Donkey Dave who was standing there naked with a 9 inch hard on. "Oh no, "cried Mary, "Not the breathalyser again!"