Jokes - The doctor and the woman

A doctor was sick today and decided to take the day of, so a cover doctor takes his place for today, after the day was over the cover doctor went to see the sick doctor, the sick doctor then asks "How many paitents were there today"? he replied "2" "oh, what was wrong with them"? said the sick doctor, the cover doctor replied, the first came in and had a head ache.

i gave her some pain killers, the second came in undressed herself laid on the bed spread her legs and said, doctor i havent seen a man in 5 years, please help me!" the sick doctor replies, "What did you do"!! he replied " I GAVE HER SOME CONTACT LENSES"