Jokes - Going to a Halloween party

A couple are going to a Halloween party and the girls comes down the stairs wearing nothing but boots; so the guy says "What are you suppose to be?!" and the girl replies,

"Puss in boots" so the guy goes into the kitchen puts a potato on his penis and comes back out.

"What are you suppose to be?" the girl asks. "If you can be puss in boots, then I can be a dictator!"