Blonde Jokes - Two blondes walk into a department store

 

Joke Category: Blonde Jokes

Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

'That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?'

'Yeah, what's it called?'

'Viens a moi'

'VIENS A MOI, what does that mean?'

At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi ladies, is French for 'come to me'.'

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying: 'That doesn't smell like cum to me, does that smell like cum to you?'