Blonde Jokes - New boat


Joke Category: Blonde Jokes

One spring morning, a blonde was excited to try out
her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform,
travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever
no matter how hard she tried.

After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided
to seek professional help. She putted the boat over to the local marina
in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.

The workers determined that everything from the engine
to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of
the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into
the water to check underneath the boat for problems.

Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water
and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped
in place securely, was the trailer.