Blonde Jokes - Ventriloquist


Joke Category: Blonde Jokes

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, one
night he's doing a show in a small town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her
chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth

as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from

being respected at work and in the community, and

from reaching our full potential as a person. Because

you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination

against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in

the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,

and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!

I'm talking to that little sh!t on your knee."